| Nick: olhwrgoe Date: 13th November at 20:59:42 |
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| Nick: pegzjot Date: 30th July at 21:18:33 |
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| Nick: BYWEnrNUEKCeZz Date: 14th June at 18:09:17 |
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| Nick: huQcyUjaWDwVCtG Date: 14th June at 13:02:12 |
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| Nick: wtNObaQFWnRQmLMC Date: 13th June at 23:39:39 |
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| Nick: POCiLyOlTZXXhHGUInn Date: 13th June at 20:06:02 |
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| Nick: WkTiaMZUhZwQIPryP Date: 13th June at 08:59:21 |
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| Nick: GsoSvWBEpWFZPyeZLXS Date: 13th June at 03:33:44 |
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| Nick: Rizzman Date: 23rd March at 06:18:44 |
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Funny. I can post a joke under my profile. It remembers who i am almost a year later without signing in. When i go to see other profiles on the site, it asks me to sign in. I don't remember my username and password now. |
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| Nick: Rizzman Date: 23rd March at 06:15:04 |
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A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them with a sack over each bird and only the legs showing. He sat right on the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each of the birds' legs and give the common name, habitat, genus, species, etc. The student looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed up all night studying and now had to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about it the madder he got. Finally, he could stand it no longer. He went up to the professor's desk and said, "What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?" With that the student threw his test on the professor's desk and walked to the door. The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he didn't know every student's name, so as the student reached the door the professor called, "Mister, what's your name!" The enraged student pulled up his pants legs and said, "You guess, buddy! You guess!" |
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| Nick: Rizzman Date: 23rd March at 06:14:28 |
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An extremely obese woman shows up at her doctor's office crying and claims that she has tried every possible way to lose weight, all to no avail. She continues to sob, "My husband won't make love to me anymore. My friends make fun of me. Everywhere I go they tease me. I just can't take it anymore!" The doctor, hoping to help her, proposes a radical diet, rectal feeding. Reassuring the patient that she won't starve to death, the doctor explains that she'll actually take in enough nutrients, through the rectal walls, to sustain life and that she's sure to lose weight in the process. Three weeks later the patient comes in for a follow-up appointment and she's down from her 360 pounds to a trim 110 pounds. At first the doctor doesn't recognise her and asks his nurse, "Who is that beautiful lady in the waiting area?" The nurse reminds the doctor that she's the fat lady on the special, rectal diet. The doctor shows the patient into the exam room and notices that she is bouncing up and down and side to side quite energetically. The doctor asks how she's doing and if there was anything wrong. The patient replies, "I'm feeling great, Doc. Never felt better!" "In that case, why are you bouncing up and down and side to side?" The patient replies, "Oh, that... I'm just chewing gum." |
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| Nick: Rizzman Date: 23rd March at 06:13:33 |
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A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?" His nervous reply was, "Err... I masturbated with them." Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?" "Yeah, once or twice," he told her. "You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked. "Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend." |
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| Nick: Rizzman Date: 23rd March at 06:13:00 |
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Judi, the blonde, runs crying into the office. "What's wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol. "It's my boyfriend," gushes Judi. "He was working on the engine under the hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!" "My god," shrieks Carol. "Did it chop off his WHOLE finger!?" "No thank goodness," sniffs Judi. "It was the one just next to it!" |
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| Nick: Rizzman Date: 6th February at 21:04:56 |
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A couple is newly married and they love each other very much. Unfortunately, they get in a terrible car accident and although the man emerges from the wreckage unhurt, his wife is seriously injured and falls into a coma. Devastated, the man waits by his wife's bedside 24 hours a day cleaning her and changing her diapers. Months pass and the woman's condition does not change. The man fears the worst. One day after months of waiting, the man gets bored and feels up his wife's breast as it had been ages since he'd had any sexual contact. The wife suddenly arches her back and gives out a moan. Shocked and excited he rushes out the door to find a doctor. The man explains what happened to the doctor and the doctor responds: "Sir, that's absolutely amazing. Perhaps it is sexual stimulation that will bring your wife out of the coma. Sir, I would like you to continue with this experiment. Please, have oral sex with your wife and see if she responds. I'll wait outside the room until you're done" So the doctor steps out to give the couple some privacy. They wait for several minutes. Suddenly the man rushes from the room crying and is inconsolable. The doctor grabs the man and asks what happened? The man looks at the doctor "Doctor my wife is dead. I had oral sex with her as you asked... and now she's gone." The doctor asks "But... how is that possible?" The man replies "She choked..." |
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| Nick: Rizzman Date: 6th February at 21:04:32 |
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A blonde went into a post office to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $10 she exclaimed "I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." The man, eyebrow arched deviously asked "Anything?". "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper." She did. "Now go ahead... Take it out..." he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands. Then paused… the man closed his eyes and whispered... "Well... go ahead." The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips tentatively and said "Hello. Mum... can you hear me?" |
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| Nick: Rizzman Date: 6th February at 21:04:07 |
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An Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied.The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!" Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers! Why not?" "I can't afford any on the money you give me" she protests. He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's a 10. Go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet Mudder, Maggie! Where the fook are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any!" The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says "Well, fer the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit." |
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| Nick: Rizzman Date: 6th February at 21:02:45 |
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Kids know far too much these days. This morning whilst in the doctors waiting room, I saw a little girl playing with her Barbie & Ken dolls imitating the doggy position. I bent down and told her, "You'll end up with little baby dolls if you keep doing that". She replied, "I don't think so. He's doing her up the arse!" |
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| Nick: robert Date: 26th December at 06:36:29 |
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one day there was a baby the next they it was gone....why you may ask... because it crawled away .,....hahah fuck u who ever read this.. |
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| Nick: robert Date: 26th December at 06:33:59 |
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| Nick: Luke Davis Date: 20th October at 19:23:40 |
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What do you call 100 black men buried up to neck hight?? Afro-turf. |
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